Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

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Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.