Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

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Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

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What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.