How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag