How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out?

Oven gloves.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.