How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What's a dogs favourite day?

Chewsday

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What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.