How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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What do you call an Asian cow in space?

The Milky Wei.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!