Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

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Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

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What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

A: Capital letters.

How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!