Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

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Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*