Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine