Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

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Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.