Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad?

A transparent

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad