Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.