Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.