Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

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Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing