Attire.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.
As John Cena because you can't see them.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
x-post from r/bicycling Attire
Neither one knows how to whistle!
The road.
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
Attire
Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.
