Unicycle Jokes

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Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

Because the bicycle was two tired.

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

An attornity.

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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You're hired" "Not guilty"

The look on their face while being nailed.

Denim denim denim.

Buy a deck of cards.

Stark naked.

He took a short cut.

Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Why did the unicycle win the race?

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

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