Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

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What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.