What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

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Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.