What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.