What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?

A bellerina !

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How do you call a car enthusiast who's interested in bikes?

Bike-curious

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.