What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

What do you call a hobo with an afro?

A frobo.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.