What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

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What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

What do you call a hobo with an afro?

A frobo.

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

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Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.