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He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Eli5
I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).
I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.
Because the photon was incoherent.
They understand coralations!
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
Someone who takes everything literally
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
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To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.
They take things literally
He didn't understand Flossophy!
He wanted someone who understood and case.
He's been living under The Rock.
A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.
With a trainslator
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
Ewe wouldn't understand.
understand bull
It makes cents.
Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.
A mad lib...
I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation
because lions only understand .rars
This guy!
I feel so enlightninged!
Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
They never understood the concept of piggy banks.
A mumble bee !
They don't understand the concept of charging.
Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.
I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !
They didn't speak sine language.
An old man yelling at the cloud
Cat you understand !
A mumble-bee.
Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Hobos
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
Because they take everything, literally.
Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*
It was a little over their heads
There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.
An offer you can't understand.
A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.
Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
I really just want to know.
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
A: Because they can understand them.
Because he didn't understand psychics.
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
You don't understand it until you're older!
Because he was on a higher plane.
I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.
I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.
They always take things literally.
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"
You must first understand what recursion is
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
Because he thought it wood look better!
None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.
I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.
Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
Roflmao
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
Decomposing.
Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.
A cripple.
Bob
Bob.
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
