A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
Your ex!
A paradux
It was a Good Year...
He used a Luigi Board.
2. A man, his wife, and his cousin
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
I feel so enlightninged!
There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
I didn't know disasters can run for office
A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.
In widescreen.
credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).
Bob
Wanna race?
