What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

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What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

What do you call someone who is racist against Asians?

Riceist.

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

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What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)