What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

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What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel