What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel