What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.