What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter! . Ill show myself out.

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.