What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.