What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

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How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.