What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

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What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :