It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P
I can still turn your mom on.
Give her a shovel.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "
You pop up all night.
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :