What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

120 Jokes More 120 Jokes

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :