What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

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How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

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What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :