What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

120 Jokes More 120 Jokes

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :