What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

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What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread?

Inbred.

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

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What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.