What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

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What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

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What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.