What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.