What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain