What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

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How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.