What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich