What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

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Salmon-chanted evening !

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

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