What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

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Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !