What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."