What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

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Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !