What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

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All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !