How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

M Jokes More M Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt