How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

What is an Italian redditors favorite meal?

Fettuccini Alfedora.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

What are three 2 letter words meaning small?

Is it in

M Jokes More M Jokes

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why can't Gingers sing RnB music?

Because they don't have any soul.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

How did the butcher cure cancer?

With salt.

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

W Jokes More W Jokes

How can you make a witch itch?

Take away her "W."

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.