ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Fission chips.
Check, mate.
A drip dry elephant !
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.
iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
McDonald's knows how to use salt
He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
he threw out the W's
Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!
Oh yeah. Imagination.
