Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

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What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

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How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.