What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Contest Jokes More Contest Jokes

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)