What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

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Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.