What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

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Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

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Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.