Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
A Connosaur
Vaporeon
GET OFF MY LAN!
The constellation prize.
The lesser of two weevils.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
None.
contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest