Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
You know he's guilty.
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.
Good jab.
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
He needed the dough.
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
