Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

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Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations