Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

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What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.