Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

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What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

a restraining order.

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Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.