Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

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What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

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What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

a restraining order.

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

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Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.