Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."