Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

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What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."