Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

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Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

a restraining order.

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

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Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.