When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

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What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

What about that rad drum?

Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out

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What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."