When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

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What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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Where did Mary go when the bombs went off?

Everywhere.

How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

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What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.