How does french cheese expire?

From age

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How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

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What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife?

A cookold.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin