What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

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What's a French egg's favourite airforce?

L'oueftwaffe.

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)