What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)