What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

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What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

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What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"