What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried

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What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d