What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

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How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

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What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"