What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

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What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

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What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)