What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

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How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

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How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

What do you call a mentally impaired French Man that cant say no?

A Oui-Tard

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What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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What kind of dreams do dustmites have?

Mitemares

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)