What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

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When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

French Jokes More French Jokes

How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

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What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

French Press Jokes More French Press Jokes

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)