What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

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What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

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What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press