Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

you barium

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What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!