Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

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What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions