Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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The fact you love it.

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Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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Drop the base.

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They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

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I'll show myself out."

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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.