Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

i j k

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.