Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

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What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction