Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.