Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

How does an optometrist make love?

Better like this ... or better like this

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!