Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

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How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction