What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ?

Biro light of the moon !

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

Nestle Jokes More Nestle Jokes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products