Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !

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What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ?

Brighton-der the light of the moon !

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What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.