Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do scuba divers jump off the boat backwards?

Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint