Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy