Candy Jokes

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

and

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

a tournament

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Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

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Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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Put velcro on the ceiling.

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An udder disaster

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Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

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What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos