Cheez It!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Allahu snackbar!
She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.
Choco-late.
Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?
To Test a Mint
Pre-nup brittle.
and
Stealing candy from a dead baby.
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
Lots a candy.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van
Dental floss !
They all get their fair shear
WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.
Mike Ike's are my least favorite.
C and Y
We throw away the rappers.
Anyone know why they all have bags of candy
Candy cow jump over the moon !
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."
It was Valenswine's Day.
When it's down to it's last quarter.
Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
All of them a crossbar can't jump!
Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."
Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
It snickers
This is non-cents!
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
They both steal your bike.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
Because it's a dear little thing.
Baby love my baby love.... !
You buy it per-tater
He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".