Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What do you call a dream about soda?

a fanta sea

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.