Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

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What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!