Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.