Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!