Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

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WasWas

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I expect to Potter-own 'em.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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We throw away the rappers.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!