Purchase Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food is bad for epileptic people?

Seizure salad

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Isis Fighter Jokes More Isis Fighter Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Bachelor Jokes More Bachelor Jokes

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

What does an egg say at a party?

omelette