Purchase Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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What do Irish feminists call men?

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What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Notch Jokes More Notch Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

What spell does harry Potter use on halloween?

Spoopify

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

Stem Jokes More Stem Jokes

Why aren't there more women in STEM?

Because they're stupid and illiterate.

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing