What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.