Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Which fly makes films ?

Stephen Speilbug !

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Erdogan Jokes More Erdogan Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.