Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl !

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The SWAT team

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What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Erdogan Jokes More Erdogan Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.