Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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What do you get a man who has everything?

storage

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

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What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them a crossbar can't jump!

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

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Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

Erdogan Jokes More Erdogan Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.