Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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What do all men at single's bars have in common?

They're married.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

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I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.