Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

What's in a white mans pants and more than 4 inches long?

Nothing

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

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How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

Erdogan Jokes More Erdogan Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.