What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

asparagoose

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.