What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!