What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.