Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor