Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

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Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.