Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

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S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!