Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

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Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S

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What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?

A cuck has a girlfriend.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

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Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage