Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

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Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

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What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

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How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

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What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!