Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

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Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

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Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

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What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage