What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

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What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.