What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage