Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

Statement Jokes More Statement Jokes

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init