Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."