What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

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Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!