What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

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Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

What does CHAOS stand for?

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.