When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you call a chronic masturbaiter in Turkey?

A jerkin Turkin

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow