Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak
because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Because 7 ate 9.
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
It was a Fiesta
Because they're ugly and they smell bad
trout
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
It staged a coup
Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!
Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
Just wait, they'll tell you.
A headbanger !
