Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
A transparent ( )
The Caliph ate.
Because seven ate nine.
Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."
Bizon Joke by:
tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Bo nose
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.
The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
Still waiting to hear back from an admin.
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"
