What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

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Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!