What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted