What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

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Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.