What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.