Page Jokes

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for?

The next page.

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

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Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

Wheres the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of google search results

How do you get to the front page of reddit ?

Lack of originality

What do you call a clever joke that doesn't make it to the front page?

A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit...

What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

What's the shortest way to the front page?

Up vote to find out.

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Where's the other one?

Page two is 19.99$"

How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

Pages from *Reader's Digest*

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

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What are some of the best comments on threads?

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

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What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for?

The next page.

How do you make the Reddit front page?

Repost)

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

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What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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How is Harrison Ford like the Reddit admins?

Both should have said no to the latest update.

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

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What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.