Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."