Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90 degrees.

What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."