Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why are chickens racist?

They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide