Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."