How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.