What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.