What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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