What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

What we are?

We are security guards Peter!

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How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause