What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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What we are?

We are security guards Peter!

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.