What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

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What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight