What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

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What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight