How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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What did the Japanese stoner say?

Toke yo

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood