Because he said he loves miso.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
A self-awarewolf.
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
He was sick of all its shiitake.
Takashawa.
Because he loves miso
A: uh, me so sorry.
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