How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

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What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

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What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood