How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

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She heard about his second coming

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Miso sorry...

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood