How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

What was Jesus's favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What do you call an alcohol free Japanese city?

Nadasaki

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What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

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What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.