How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood