How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

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Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

What do you tell a smelly Japanese person?

Takashawa.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

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What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.