Miso Jokes

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What is your secret?

Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.