Miso Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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Serving dual porpoises!

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They both got nailed all night.

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They both ride bikes and go on missions.

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

When can you tell your waitress is having a bad day?

When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.