Miso Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso