Miso Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Japanese Food Jokes More Japanese Food Jokes

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How can you make a slow horse fast?

Don't give him any food.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.