Miso Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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You owe them an anthrapology

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?

A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

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Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

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But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)